I like to celebrate Easter by eating a big one-pounder bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs. In fact, it is about the only thing I do for the holiday.

No other pebble chocolate candy can compare to this Easter-exclusive candy. I know they are all just candy-coated chocolates, but Cadbury MINI eggs are really special. They are creamier than other ones and the matte candy shell is so thin. There is this intense artificial vanilla flavor that will make you sick after a whole bag. They are highly addictive but your addiction will last only 1 week. I have been craving these for some time now… They are usually sold at Duane Reade or CVS or other typical drugstores around Easter time. I raided 3 Duane Reade’s in midtown today. None.

I don’t want the big nasty Cadbury marshmallow eggs; I don’t want rabbit-shaped chocolate; I don’t want egg-shaped M&M’s; and I don’t want peeps.

What now? I really don’t know… I am lost.